26 Hilarious Tweets Only Software Developers Will Understand

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@VaishnavDevta / Via Twitter
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@Pic0o / Via Twitter
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@50NerdsOfGrey / Via Twitter
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@Loh / Via Twitter
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#Sysadmin #Truth #Backup #Unix #Linux

— nixCraft (@nixcraft)

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Use whatever brace style you prefer.

But not this.

Don’t do this.

Seek help instead of this.

— Jingle Dells (@UdellGames)

@UdellGames / Via Twitter
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Don’t hardcode your tokens
Or I’ll use them too

— Melvin Lammerts (@showthread)

@showthread / Via Twitter
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My New Years resolution:

1024 x 768

Kickin’ it old school.

— I Am Devloper (@iamdevloper)

@iamdevloper / Via Twitter
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After 17 years as a professional developer, it seems that the answer to every programming question is “it depends”

— James Golding (@EpicJamesG)

@EpicJamesG / Via Twitter
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“Any code of your own that you haven’t looked at for six or more months might as well have been written by someone else. ” -Eagleson’s law

— Programming Wisdom (@CodeWisdom)

@CodeWisdom / Via Twitter
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Telling a programmer there’s already a library to do X is like telling a songwriter there’s already a song about love

— Pete Cordell (@petecordell)

@petecordell / Via Twitter
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This is the hell we live in now

— InfoSec Taylor Swift (@SwiftOnSecurity)

@SwiftOnSecurity / Via Twitter
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This picture accurately sums up my approach to bug fixing in Game Dev

— 🍕 Oliver Age 24 🍕 (@OliverAge24)

@OliverAge24 / Via Twitter
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Top 20 replies by programmers when their program don’t work. #lol #gamedev #programming

— Aleksey Konovalik (@tocrva)

@tocrva / Via Twitter
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Job hunting as a software developer.

— ¯_(ツ)_/¯ (@KeLuKeLuGames)

@KeLuKeLuGames / Via Twitter
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“We love your open source work, the code is excellent, but would you mind showing us a quick fibonacci sequence on the whiteboard?”

ಠ_ಠ

— I Am Devloper (@iamdevloper)

@iamdevloper / Via Twitter
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Some programmers, when confronted with a problem, think “I know, I’ll use floating point arithmetic.” Now they have 1.999999999997 problems.

— Tom Scott (@tomscott)

@tomscott / Via Twitter
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“If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0.” ― Unknown

— Programming Wisdom (@CodeWisdom)

@CodeWisdom / Via Twitter
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You think you’re unique until you have to choose a username.

— Dr. Sheldon Cooper (@TheRealSheldonC)

@TheRealSheldonC / Via Twitter
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Just found this log on my server. Should I be worried? Via https://t.co/AcWJ3ZMxIf #sysadmin #IT #servers #linux… https://t.co/sheY6qSM1W

— nixCraft (@nixcraft)

@nixcraft / Via Twitter
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“Don’t be too clever,” is one of my mantras.

— Nicholas C. Zakas (@slicknet)

@slicknet / Via Twitter
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What I think when someone tells me that JavaScript is a “functional programming language:”

— Reginald deBRAIDEWAD (@raganwald)

@raganwald / Via Twitter
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This W3C spec reads like a text on gnostic mysticism

— Jaiden Mispy (@m1sp)

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Knock knock.

“Race condition.”

“Who’s there?”

— nixCraft (@nixcraft)

@nixcraft / Via Twitter
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How to troll those who use Wget..
Special thanks to – @Bulwrk

— siph0n Database (@datasiph0n)

@datasiph0n / Via Twitter

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