Me: I’m good in C Language.
Interviewer: Write HELLO WORLD using C.
If you ever feel alone in this world, read your firewall logs.
‘I’ve been a very bad girl,’ she said, biting her lip. ‘I need to be punished.’
‘Very well,’ he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.
Always wanted to travel back in time to try fighting a younger version of yourself? Software development is the career for you!
Use whatever brace style you prefer.
But not this.
Don’t do this.
Seek help instead of this.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Don’t hardcode your tokens
Or I’ll use them too
After 17 years as a professional developer, it seems that the answer to every programming question is “it depends”
“Any code of your own that you haven’t looked at for six or more months might as well have been written by someone else. ” -Eagleson’s law
Telling a programmer there’s already a library to do X is like telling a songwriter there’s already a song about love
This picture accurately sums up my approach to bug fixing in Game Dev
Top 20 replies by programmers when their program don’t work. #lol #gamedev #programming
“We love your open source work, the code is excellent, but would you mind showing us a quick fibonacci sequence on the whiteboard?”
Some programmers, when confronted with a problem, think “I know, I’ll use floating point arithmetic.” Now they have 1.999999999997 problems.
You think you’re unique until you have to choose a username.
Just found this log on my server. Should I be worried? Via https://t.co/AcWJ3ZMxIf #sysadmin #IT #servers #linux… https://t.co/sheY6qSM1W